Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next” So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
On the internet you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed
8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6,000,000,000+ people
And I’m Single.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
I’m not lazy i’m just on my energy saving mode.
During the day, I don’t believe in ghost. At night, I’m a little more open minded
