Funny Instagram Quotes

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it’s yours forever. If it doesnt, you hunt that bitch down and kill her.

that awkward moment when you’re in a deep thought, then realize you’re staring directly at someone

That awkward moment when you already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

A man says you’re ugly, he’s being cruel. A woman say’s you’re ugly, she’s jealous. But if a little kids says you’re ugl,y your ass is ugly.

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out.

Hood Translations Meme

not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I’m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

God gives us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks that Im a bad ass

A fact of life. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

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