Roses are red ogres are green, you are the fairest I’ve ever seen
I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack. Happy Valentine’s Day
Thanks for being my valentine, sorry I’m a little gross
Good for one back massage I’ll immediately try and turn into sex.
When you’re single, you hate it
When you’re dating, you love it
When you’re a parent… you got more important things to worry about
Maybe it’ll take some pressure off Valentine’s Day knowing I’ll still be picturing Ryan Gosling during the sex
Burdened by excess dignity? Try Valentine’s Day
Who’s gonna be my valentine? Nobody!!!!
Words can’t describe my love for you. I guess this face will have to do
It’s hard to wait around for something you know might never happen. But it’s harder to give up when you know it’s everything you want.
Happy Valentines Day and for you single people don’t worry you will not be forever alone.