They said I could drive anything, so I drove this flash drive
The Force Awakens!
These aren’t the droids your looking for
Three decades later…
what the hell!
Those were the droids we were looking for
Fan Boys complaining about this…. But forgot how much we complained about this and how awesome it was on screen
Yo dawg, I heard you like lightsabers, so we put sabers in yo saber so you can saber while you saber
Then the force awakens, kisses the handsome prince and they all live happily, Disney after. Your not my Star Wars
Found anything yet? We ain’t found shit
First Trilogy One
Second Trilogy Two
Third Trilogy three
I went to Tatooine and all I got was this Popsicle ship
Don’t lie you thought this was a tiny droid on a soccer ball