Employer: why do you want to work for us?
Me: there’s a Blastoise in here
Employer: (sweating) where
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Her: come over
Me: I can’t I’m playing #pokemongo
Her There’s a Charizard in my backyard
Me:
Ayy my boy Oddish just came over! its about to be lit #pokemongo
*one month after playing pokemon go*
Doctor: Do you exercise?
Me: I play Pokemon Go
Doctor” *writes on notepad* “fit af”.
Actual photo of the Pokemon Go servers
When you see that pikachu but your on the highway #pokemongo
Walk to the office with Pokemon Go
Walk to the office without Pokemon Go
#Pokemongo: you must walk to move your avatar
me:
My closest gym is legit behind this fence. They are taking this way serious, its not even built yet! #pokemongo
you’re going to be on a date and get the notification “There is a chazard nearby”
I’ll be right back
Cop: describe who your looking for
Lady: short, energetic, yellow, cute
Cop: Ma’am this better not be a pokemon
Lady: …. ability to attack with thunderbolt
Cop: alright hands behind your back
#pokemongo let’s hope I don’t get killed at 3:50am because I just found out it was released
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