Me to Me Kermit Memes
Me: I’m not even that hungry. Plus, I need to save money, I’m broke
Me to me: You’re starving
me: sees a fluffy dog
me to me: steal him
Me: warmup feels good today. Can’t wait to improve me technique with some 75% triples
Me to me: don’t waste your newfound power on triples. max out today. Coach will never know
Me: only one drink and I’m out
Me mid way that drink: tell the bartender you’d like to start a tab
Me: but you aren’t even really pregnant
Me to me: Bitch do you need the money for your hair or not
ice accidentally drops in kitchen
Me to me: kick it under the fridge
She really a nice girl, I wanna see where this goes.
Smash and dip
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