The next time you call me Hump Day instead of Wednesday I am going to gut you with a spork
Nothing screw up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday 
Happy Hump Day now bend over and touch your toes
What a beautiful Hump Day. I hate it
You’re glad its hump day? Since when did hump day start mattering to a nigga who ain’t got no job?
So I tell the that freakin camel I got your hump day right here
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps
Say Hump Day one more time
Happy Hump Day Almost there
Listen Carefully, Its hump day and I will find you
Happy Hump Day. now go and hump something
Hump Dayeeee!!! Yeeeea!
Do you know what day it is Robin? Holy Humping it’s hump day Batman!
What if I told you That hump day has nothing to do with sex
Oh Harro! Happy hump day
Say what it is bitch. That right, it’s fucking hump day
Huuummp Daaaaaaay!!!
Guess what day it is! Hump Day!
