Ain’t checked on me all year and now need me to cool for Thanksgiving, I ain’t cooking nothing.


What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey


And now the stuffing….


I can’ eat another bite. Oh look pie


As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember: All it takes is one under cooked turkey, and you’ll be the dinner rolls and soda person for life


Bring me solo and the wookie


The reciepe said, “let the turkey chill for a few hours”


Something’s up the farmer just unfriended me on facebook


When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? Or do you wear a bra when you cook?


Be honest honey, does this dressing make my butt look big?


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