I like my beer like I like my milk straight from the tap
Drunk baby coming in my turf? I want his cradle rocked off the treetop, you hear me?
I shit you not, the airplane was coming right for my mouth
Finish my bottle, woke up behind bars
No I can’t drink anymore. I have to wake up and wake my parents at 4am
Im just saying that… that Dora… I’d like to explore her
I don’t know what you’re putting in these bottles, But keep em comin
So I was staggering home and it hit me, when did I learn to walk?
Babe, my power wheel’s outside. Lemme take you back to my crib
This bitch. You know what this bitch does? After 9 months she evicts me and says “Happy Birthday”
Ok, ok, so listen.. listen.. I cried and the next thing I know is I have a titty in my mouth
The guy’s nowhere to be found. Then i hear “Peek-a-boo” and I shit you not, there he was
i shit you not, just kidding, shit I did
So then I said, NO this little piggy is going to the bar.
