I got you a gift card instead of cash, because I don’t want you to spend it on drugs.
Christmas tree O Christmas tree your ornaments are history
All I want for christmas is to punch you
If you jingle my bells Ill give you white Christmas
Work 1 day a year Spends the rest of it judging you
Santa Clause was real till he forgot my present
I’ve seen your Facebook statuses. you’re getting a dictionary for Christmas
First we’ll make snow angels for 2 hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.
Oh Christmas weave oh Christmas weave
It’s beginning to feel a lot like.. Fuck This