Christmas Memes

I got you a gift card instead of cash, because I don’t want you to spend it on drugs.

Christmas tree O Christmas tree your ornaments are history

All I want for christmas is to punch you

If you jingle my bells Ill give you white Christmas

Work 1 day a year Spends the rest of it judging you

Santa Clause was real till he forgot my present

I’ve seen your Facebook statuses. you’re getting a dictionary for Christmas

First we’ll make snow angels for 2 hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.

Oh Christmas weave oh Christmas weave

It’s beginning to feel a lot like.. Fuck This

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