I’ll never join one of those online dating services. i prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.
Through alchol and poor judgment #BeerGooglesRule

Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.

There are two type of single people.
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately want to remain single for as long as possible.
I am both

Girl becomes single.
All male population becomes zombies: Loooove Me

All my friends are in relationships like this…. I like that boulder, that is a really nice boulder

Why are there rings on Saturn? Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Satan was not a single lady

Single
taken
building my empire

This is why I’m single:
U wanna go out
Where
O meant do u wanna go out with me lmao
Yea where to

Dating at 21
Dating at 25

single
Taken
Busy getting money


