“I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him”
“Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He’s gonna lose it”
Obama: Wave at the people, Joe.
Biden: Imma point at’em
Obama: Please just wave.
“Barrack please don’t leave me with them”
“Joe you’re leaving when I leave”
“Oh right lmao love you”
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
Biden: He’s got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here
Biden: Trump better not get in my face cause I’ll drop that mother fucker
Obama: Joe, shut up
Biden: I changed white house wifi password to “ILoveMexicans”‘ if Trump wins, he’s never gonna have service
Obama: You savage af Joe
“Ok so if chocalate cows don’t exist, explain chocolate milk..”
“Joe, go sit down”
Biden: Ok her’s the plan, have you seen home alone
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Joe *Mocking* Look am me I’m Bill and I sit like a first lady
Obama: Lmao stop
Bill: What’s that?
Joe: Nothing.. lmao
Obama: Why’d you text me to come over?
Joe: I got two nerf guns under the table, on 3 we shoot the republicans
Obama: were in the middle of a mee-
Joe U in or you’re out
Joe: What if we take the batteries out of all the remotes before we leave
Barack: joe we can’t-
Joe or we could cut the cords