Good Morning… I just wanted to share a virtual cup of coffee with you… I thought it would be a nice way to begin our day.
Sometimes I like coffee more than people
It’s one of those days where even my coffee needs a coffee
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee
Does it look like I have had my coffee yet? No. Okay then why are you still talking
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed java. He hates me
Bring coffee and a donut. Set them on my desk. Do not speak, do not make eye contact. Back away slowly…. and we all might survive this.