Do you know what you’re getting for Christmas? Fat you getting fat
What I want for Christmas? A new owner – Angry Cat
Brace yourselves Christmas is coming – Grinch
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch – Grinch
Amateur – Angry Cat
Oh Christmas Weave, Oh Crismas weave
Someone’s cookies gave me the shits – Santa Clause
It’s beginning to feel a lot like Fuck this – Angry cat
Well of course he’ll be pissed, but opportunities like this come once in a lifetime!
I don’t care what the song says I don’t smell – Batman
#HipsterSanta Wants you to leave out a coconut water and a gluten-free macaroon
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